can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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