5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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