Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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