yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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