they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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