piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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