Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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