Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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