I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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