allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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