Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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