sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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