Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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