some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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