You made me cry and you don't even care
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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