I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
His hands were made for my vagina.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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