after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had to cum in my sink.
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