WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is wine microwaveable?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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