Nicole vs. Life
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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