How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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