So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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