im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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