my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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