if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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