i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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