Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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