I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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