her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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