bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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