thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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