So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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