i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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