is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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