I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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