I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
grandma shit on top of the toilet
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
it was like eating out sand paper
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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