I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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