Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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