Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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