Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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