on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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