i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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