butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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