you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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