You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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