How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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