I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I want her autograph on my taint
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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