Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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