like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Say something about gay babies.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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