Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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