Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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