super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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