Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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