if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How naked do you want me to be?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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