ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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