My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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