I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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