Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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