There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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